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The tale of Ray and Faye
There once was a man named Ray
Who was married to a gal named Faye
Ray hated his wife
Felt she was ruining his life
So he decided to kill her, ok?
Ray was able to purchase a gun
At dinner one night, he said 'Hon
Can you please pass the bread?'
Then shot her in the head
For dessert that night, he had none
Ray buried Faye in the backyard
Which happened to be very hard
Cause the backyard was cemented
Didn't matter, Ray was demented
Didn't think it the least bit odd
What Ray did was not very nice
You'd think he'd pay a steep price
But that wasn't the case
Ray moved to a new place
What he did? He didn't think twice!
