There once was a young man named Steve
If he took a gal out did believe
It was his God-given right
To screw them all night
The reason that most gals would leave
Steve went out with a gal named Annette
A gal he would never forget
Said 'Steve, I don't wanna conceive
Stop petting me, that's my pet peeve
Think it's working? I'm not even wet!'