I knew a gal named Sue who knew
A man whose sister Anna knew
The niece of Captain Kangaroo
Who lived uptown, Park Avenue
If you should ever happen to
Bump into Lou, the barber who
Would cut the hair of his nephew
Whose hair is blond and eyes are blue
Tell his nephew that we're through
His contributions are too few
My grandfather is 92
Like monkeys? Go to the zoo!