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Shed a tear for Rhea
There once was a woman named Rhea
Who enjoyed the company of men, that is clear
One morning, woke up
Started to throw up
Was she pregnant? Her greatest fear
Rhea paid a visit to her MD
To find if she was expecting, you see
Her MD told her she's not
And gave her a shot
Told her she has an STD
Her MD said 'Face the facts, Rhea
You like to relax with men over a beer
But after you've left the bar
Things may go a little too far
And I end up treating you for gonorrhea!'
