Where da heck is Waldo?
Looked everywhere, you know
He's nowhere to be seen
He's a man tall and lean
You might say he's a Longfellow
My search has been thorough
Who knows where'd he go?
Dere's no one to call, den
Have I hit da Walden?
May be with his friend Thoreau
Been looking forever, son
Know he'll turn up whenever, son
The whole thing's a riddle
Could he be in da middle?
I got it! He's with Ralph Emerson!