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The story of Isadore - UPDATED
This is a story you may have saw, man
About a man named Isadore, man
Isadore is gay and I must say
Ever since he was a young man
He wanted to be a doorman
Isadore discovered one day
His own building needed a doorman, ok
He applied for the job
But started to sob
When on the interview, they said right away
'We're looking for a doorman
Who all the residents will adore, man
You, Isadore
It seems, you love men more
You're not what we're looking for, man'
Isadore, he started to cry
'Why can't you guys give me a try?
You know, there's laws in this nation
Against such blatant discrimination
Why reject me 'cause I'm not straight or bi?'
Isadore called his lawyer Pat
Who said 'They can't treat you like a doormat'
They took the building to court
Achieved the outcome they sought
And that was the end of that!
UPDATE:
For those of you who've inquired
How Isadore achieved the outcome desired
When Isadore took the stand
Even the judge would understand
I'll tell you what transpired
Isadore was asked to state his name
'Isadore' he did proudly proclaim
How could he be denied the job?
What a perfect match, like corn on the cob
Isadore, Isadore, man, that's his name!
