There once was a man named Grant
Who worked in a nuclear plant
He was in charge of the reactor
Till they found out he was an actor
Then they told him 'Hugh Grant, you can't'
There once was a woman named Grant
Who, in her spare time liked to chant
She said 'Who's a good singer? Hey, me
Will show you if you pay me
Which they did, see? That's Amy Grant
There once was another man Grant
Generally speaking, would never rant
Others talked doom and gloom
He neither had time nor the room
Now he lies in his tomb, U S Grant