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There is a gal, name is Mona

Has no friends, a real loner

Because? There's a rumor 

She has no sense of humor

Since living in Yuma, Arizona

Mona said 'Like living here, though 

I have no sex life, you know 

I just can't connects

The men here, all rejects 

I should move to New Mexico'

Mona decided to quit work, gee

Quit her job as a clerk, see

Wanted someone to bone her

Did she find anyone? Phone her

She now lives in Albuquerque 

Some think Mona's problem is frigidity

That's why she lives in an area, low humidity

Frigidity, the issue? Is not

Her problem, she thinks she's hot

She's not, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity