Two girlfriends from the borough of Kings
Discussing among other things
Whether or not their boyfriends care
If they, um, ever shave down there
One said 'My boyfriend Kirk
Who I met at work
If you Newkirk
He can be a bit of a jerk
Kirk said he don't like my tush
Said it's too flat
And he wants me to shave my bush
Can you believe that?'
Her friend said 'My boyfriend Glen
Glenwood keep asking me when
When will it be bare down there?
To show Glen I care I used a depilatory
That's the story!
Now, no more hair
Not even a strand
You understand? Nostrand!'
To the girlfriend with the flat tush
I'd like to know
Does she live in Flatbush?
If so, how much it cost her?
Hate to put her on the spot
It might be a lot
Of course, no one Foster
To live there..