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He’s out, no reasonable doubt
A young man, summoned to jury duty
Decided the experience didn't suit he
He said to the judge
'The accused? Don't have a grudge
I think that she has a great booty!'
He continued 'On this jury, I never will serve
She won't get the justice she deserves
To her I'm attracted
I find I'm distracted
By looking at her sexy curves!'
The judge said 'Young man, our system you must hate
As I hear you repeatedly state
I find our court system you're abusing
Now your freedom you'll be losing
30 days, for refusing to deliberate!'
