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J Lo and Ben, will they divorce?

TMZ says of course, of course 

There will be no more intercourse

That's what TMZ said

 

I'll check out the source, of course, of course 

But first, my teeth, I have to floss

You aware a rolling stone gathers no moss?

I should go back to bed

 

People think that I am nuts

That's what the people say

I love to hang out with the sluts

Be they straight, transgender or gay 

 

I yell too much, my voice is hoarse 

I'm many years out of the labor force

Give me a blank check, I will endorse 

Knock, knock! Wtf is this?

Good morning Mr Ed!

 

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