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There once was a young man named Chuck

One Father's Day announced 'Try your luck 

I'll say to any sucka

Your Dad's a motherfucker

If I can't prove it I'll pay you a buck'

Everyone Chuck ever met 

Said 'Hey, I'll take that bet'

But it didn't take long 

For Chuck to prove them all wrong

A bet made they would later regret

Chuck explained 'Since the world's been new

There's no denying what's been true 

Listen to me, brother 

If your father didn't fuck your mother 

There's no denying it, there wouldn't be a you!

Happy Father's Day motherfuckers!