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Ted’s story
There once was a woman who'd dread
Having sex with her husband Ted
She had a good reason
No, I'm not teasin'
Ted had no dick, just a hole there instead
You heard of such a thing ever?
Especially for someone Jewish? No, never
What happened is this
When Ted had his bris
His whole dick the moil accidently sever
This led to an unhappy life
For Ted and of course, his wife
She said 'Ted, I love you
But I can't continue
Like this, I'll kill myself with a knife!'
To his wife's love, Ted is addicted
Knew he had to do something quick! Ted
Bought a 10 inch strap-on
Really turns his wife on
Says it's much better than he, pre-dick Ted!
