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She’s sad it’s day
There's a woman so ugly she'll say
'Won't leave the house during the day
I have poor self-esteem
But I have a dream
No, not the same dream as MLK'
Her dream's to improve her plight
By having plastic surgery, that's right
As for now I understand
Why some places she is banned
Who can stand to see her? What a sight!
She prays one day she'll see the light
Until then, she's just sitting tight
Says 'I'll get my eyes done, my nose and my lips
Then I'll be all that and a bag of chips
I'll have Pips, as for now, I'm glad is night'
*Any resemblance to Gladys Knight, who
celebrated her 80th birthday on May 28th
and still looks terrific, is purely coincidental.
