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There was a young man named Paul

Who had no love life at all

The reason's not hard to guess

No woman, Paul could impress 

Would only bathe in the summer and fall

Paul was such a ding-a-ling

Say to dates 'Here's the thing

You gotta remember 

May smell ok from late June to December 

Not so good from January thru spring'

One day Paul went to the mall

Hoping in love he would fall

The second he walked in the store

He knew it, Paul was so sure

She would be his greatest love of all

You may be thinking 'How could Paul tell

She was the woman for him? Well,

Spray some perfume!

Is this a subway bathroom?

This woman had a terrible smell!

Of her, Paul's grown so fond

The two, they've formed a bond

Says 'Honey, we stink

Yet I love you, and to think

We met at Bed Bath and Beyond!'