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There once was a man named Jay

Who every day when he got up would say 

'I am really great

No, I am not straight 

I happen to be gay'

Jay was a man who'd boast

His ego stretched coast to coast

How big was it? Let me explain 

Each day he'd break out the champagne 

And state ''I'm so great, to me, I'll make a toast!'

One day Jay was driving down the street 

When he spotted a man he wanted to meet 

Unfotunately for Jay

The street he was driving on was one way

And he'd already passed him by 50 feet

Someone else would pause 

Would think 'Guess I won't meet him because 

I would have to turn around 

An idea that's unsound 

Plus I don't wanna break any laws'

But this is Jay we're talking about 

'Must meet him!' Jay began to shout

'I don't care the street's one way

I don't care what the laws say

I really don't, the laws I will flout!'

Jay then put his car in reverse

A bad idea immediately got worse 

Watch it, you schmuck!

Jay got hit by a truck

Two days later was lying in a hearse

What's the moral of this tale, you say?

Was it relevant that Jay was gay?

Uh, maybe if Jay was bi

He didn't have to die

If Jay was bi, couldn't he have gone the other way???