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The tale of Big Ben
There once was a man named Ben
Who was known as a man among men
When he took off his pants
Always was a good chance
Some men would say 'Tell me where and when!'
For a time back in 2010
Ben was working at the UN
The job, he had to leave
Because you wouldn't believe
What happened to Ben time and again
Ben was an aide to a diplomat
Who was obnoxious, repulsive and fat
Every day he would say
'Ben, bend me over, ok?
I'm ready to go to the mat!'
To Ben, this was unbelievable
Totally inconceivable!
Thought it was absurd
Does he misunderstand the word?
Since we're at the UN? It's UN achievable?!
