There once was a man named Dan
Who was in love with a gal named Jan
But trouble was brewing
Because what was Jan doing?
Seeing Don, yes, another man!
Jan wasn't in love with Don
Yet him she depended on
Said 'He gives me no thrills
But Don, he pays my bills
To me, there's some pros, but no con!'
Dan thought 'Something fishy here smells'
Told Jan 'Sweetheart, my jealousy swells
You, I must inform
Your love for me, lukewarm?
I'll take you and Don by storm!' he, Dan yells