Today's the birthday of Dr Sigmund Freud
Psychoanalysis was the method he deployed
Into the mind he would go
Looking for the id, ego and super-ego
If he couldn't find them he'd get quite annoyed
Yes, some have said Dr Freud was a grouch
Though these assertions are hard to vouch
One patient charged 'Couldn't believe how Dr Freud acted
Said to me he wasn't the least bit attracted
Told me he preferred I lie face down on the couch'