There once was a man named Jack
Whose wife told him not to come back
What happened to Jack?
I'll now attempt to track
His whereabouts, so relax and sit back
The first thing Jack did, he contacted a lawyer
Who said 'Jack, I knew from the first time I saw ya
The facts you must face
You don't have a case
You can't sue your wife just because she'd annoy ya'
Jack didn't consider the matter done
He contacted his niece, his nephew, his daughter and stepson
Until this issue was resolved
He wanted his whole family involved
Except the drag queen Latoya, Jack's son!
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