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I have a sad story to tell
About a stockbroker named Mel
A wonderful guy
Not to his client Eli
Eli thought that Mel was hell
One day Eli called Mel on his cell
Had stocks he wanted to sell
Eli he did worry
Wanted Mel to hurry
Needed to sell them before the closing bell
It was all a big misunderstandin'
What? Eli thought Mel demand him
Mel said 'Can't talk now, Eli
Will get back, I gotta go, bye'
That's what Eli thought Mel command him!
What am I talking about?
What caused Eli later to shout
'That's it! Had it with you Mel!
Told me I gotta go buy, wanted to sell!
Bad advice you gave me, no doubt!'
