There was a young man named Ray
Was engaged to a gal named Faye
Told her 'Faye, please don't shout
We can never work out
Because Faye, I think I am gay'
Faye, what did she have to say?
She said 'Ray, I don't care if you're gay
Was gonna tell you goodbye
Think you're gay? So am I!
Think it's best we each go our own way'
I'd say they should wait to decide
Let the calendar be their guide
Why break up so fast?
Wait till the month of May's passed
It's too soon, wait till June, for Gay Pride!