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The tale of Vinny and Winnie
There once was a man named Vinny
Who was married to a gal named Winnie
They had a problem they couldn't avert
Concerning the length of Winnie's skirt
Vinny liked the maxi, Winnie the mini
On this point, Vinny was zealous
Said 'Why make all our friends so jealous?
They're constantly begging
For you to show more legging
At least, that's what they tell us'
Winnie said 'Vinny, let's compromise
Here's a plan you could try on for size
Since you're so concerned what I'm wearing
Since you're jealous, my legs you don't want sharing
What if I only wore skirts that cover my thighs?'
At that remark, Vinny couldn't contain his laughter
He said 'So you if cover your thighs, you won't feel a draft? er..
Let's leave nothing to chance
No more skirts, just wear pants'
Winnie agreed, and they lived happily ever after
