There once was a man named Max
Who didn't know how to relax
Very nervous, you see
Was so anxious that he
Suffered from anxiety attacks
His friends suggested a cruise
Because they read in the news
A week on the ocean will
Make Max less emotional
A cruise is what Max should choose
OMG! His friends were in a panic
Heard one of them even went manic
Why were they so frantic?
Max chose to cruise the Atlantic
On a luxury liner called the Titanic!