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There once was a man named Doc

Who one day got a hole in his sock

This did not make him glad

He became very sad

And eventually moved to Iraq

When Doc got to Iraq, met Michael Jackson who said

'All you people think that I am dead

Was just kidding around

I'm not dead in the ground

Was just messing with your head'

Doc said 'Better run for cover

Uh oh, here comes Danny Glover

I left the USA

To get away from these people, ok?

One more thing, Billie Jean is not my lover'

Have you ever heard such an amazing yarn?

All because his sock Doc did not darn

The moral is this

Hold on, gotta piss

Excuse me while I go to the john

The End