The scene: Municipal Hospital-Emergency Room
DR: My God! What happened to him?
RN: He was kidnapped by Trump supporters and kept locked
in a room while they made the case why Trump should be re-elected
DR: How awful! So that's why his head exploded. My God!
We must try and save this man's life!
Patient: Wha...where am I? Ow, my head!
DR: You're in the hospital. Do you know what happened to you?
Your head exploded. We're gonna do our best to save your life
RN: Shall I prepare the patient for intubation, Doctor?
DR: Yes, thank you Nurse.
Patient: I...I'm...I'm...
DR: Uh oh. We're losing him. Nurse! Are we ready for intubation?
RN: Bad news Doctor. We can't intubate. We ran out of tubes!
DR: Hmm. No tubes? Nurse, we can't let this man die. You must be the tube!
RN: You crazy? Me, tube? You! You tube!
DR: You tube? I'm not so crazy about you tube, too many interruptions
Patient: Help me! I..love.. I..love..
DR: He's fading fast. Nurse. He needs a 10cc injection STAT!
Patient: No, no, not..love.. I..love..
RN: What is he saying Doctor?
DR: I'm not sure. He loves, he doesn't love..
Patient: In love..in love..no, not..
RN: I think he's trying to tell us he's not in love, Doctor!
DR: We're running out of time! Don't you see the clock on the wall?
The seconds are passing by! Tick Tock, Tick Tock!
---End of scene---
We'll continue with Part 2 of 'Municipal Hospital' in a moment
But first, a musical interlude..
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