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Bob’s tired of his job
There once was a man named Bob
Who grew tired of his job
His work made him blue
What kind of work did Bob do?
He was a hit man for the Mob
Bob said 'I used to like it so much
But now I think I'm losing my touch
Wouldn't matter who it be
Could be a nobody or celebrity
I was the man they went to in the clutch'
'Had a contract to ice a guy in Reno
Spotted him in a bar having an iced cappuccino
As I got closer, recognized this man
Always was his biggest fan
Couldn't do it, couldn't ice Al Pacino!'
