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There once was a gal named Monica

Who like to blow the harmonica

One day Monica found out 

There was an open tryout

For an empty spot in the Philharmonic, uh

To the tryout Monica did go

To show them the harmonica she could blow

They said 'Thanks for coming Monica

We love how you blow your harmonica 

But we got no spot in the Philharmonic for ya, you know'

When she heard that, Monica was pissed

Said 'Guess I'll cross you guys off my list

The guy, you know, who plays the oboe?

I'd made plans that him later I'd blow

Along with the cellist and clarinetist!'