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Andy loves her
Andy is a stand-up kind of guy
To his wife, he never would lie,
The reason Andy tells us
It's because his wife gets so jealous,
He lies, she finds out, she'll kill him, he'll die
His wife asked 'Are you seeing another?'
Andy said 'Can't believe this, oh brother
Your jealousy
It's really getting to me
Can't I visit my elderly mother?'
His wife's reply, should I believe her?
Now I know why Andy will never deceive her
She said 'Be back by eight
Better not be late
Or be prepared to face the meat cleaver!'
