Why can’t Nate find a mate?

There was a young fellow named Nate

Who desired to find a mate 

He signed up with many sites online

But things, they did not turn out fine

When the time came for Nate to date

 

I now will relate to you

What poor Nate had to go through

Taken from an unfortunately large sample

Here's just one example 

Which happens to be unfortunately true

 

Went on a date with a gal Kate

Fell in love at first sight, desired her for his mate

Kate said 'You I will wed'

But Nate almost dropped dead

When Kate, at the ceremony, informed Nate

She had just married another! ..the alter Nate?

 

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