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There once was a man named Dwight 

Fell in love, wanted to marry this gal Sally, right?

But Sally didn't care

For what was going on down there 

I mean, in his underwear Dwight was packing very light

One day, Dwight invited to his house

A good friend, a man who's name was Klaus

They talked, Klaus said 'Some women in the clinches

They like if it pinches 

For Sally, need at least 8 inches to be her spouse'

Dwight said 'With a 10 foot pole your remarks I won't touch 

I refuse to listen to those kind of remarks and such 

If I have the right stuff

Not worried that 8 is enough

I'm worried that 8 is too much!'