John Sterling's retiring?
Something I've been desiring
How many times would he say
That ball is high
That ball is far
That ball is gone!
Excuse me, sorry
That ball is caught!
That ball is foul!
That ball is grounded to first
He steps on the bag
The side is retired
John Sterling
A good fight you fought
Time to throw in the towel
Your calls are the worst
They make me gag
Go home! Stay retired!