I know a man named Dick
A name that makes him sick
Dick makes the claim
He hates that name
He wants to change it quick
He said 'I'd like to change it please
The name Dick my friends tease
Know I've had that name since my birth
But it's more trouble than it's worth
I want to see the forest, not the trees!'
Huh? Where did that line come from?
Have no idea, I am so dumb
To the story, must get back
Or else, must hit the road like Jack
But how can I go? I didn't even come!
To finish this is my hope and desire
Don't want you to say I'm a liar
Dick changed his name to Richard but wasn't happy
Then changed it to Rich but still felt crappy
Should've kept the name he had before* Richard..
*Prior!