There once was a man named Paul
Who used to sit in the corner and bawl
One day Paul said ''l'll stop the boo hoo'
Changed his name, added Ru
Question: Does he use the urinal or the stall?
Ru Paul liked to watch cars as they race
It would put a big smile on his face
Then what happened, you know
He decided the cars raced too slow
Said 'This race is a drag, would rather be some other place'