This is a story of Mike and Gloria
Who lived in the borough of Queens, in Astoria
Their marriage didn't work
Because Mike was a jerk
Gloria did all the work, Mike got all the glory, uh
Gloria couldn't take it anymore, see?
Said 'This is not how a marriage should be
Why should I even bother?
I'll go back home to my father
All I have now is my family'
Mike wasn't what you'd call a 'brain'
When Gloria told him of her plans, went insane
He said 'Why not instead
Just call me a 'meathead'?
This idea of yours is causing me pain'
Even though Mike gave her a fit
From him Gloria would not split
Thought 'Mike's the type of guy
Who I can never say goodbye
Wouldn't even dare think of it'
'I know living with him is a pain
All the time I'm under such strain
Have the blues every day
But if I choose to stay
I may have a lot to gain'
What did Gloria have to gain? Huh?
Do I really need to explain? Uh..
Was a big hit! First done
By Mike, he was Jack's son
'Never Can Say Goodbye', redone by Gloria Gaynor!
https://www.tiktok.com/@gloriagaynor/video/6789852871149079813