If anyone is planning a trip to NYC
Make sure to follow the Golden Rule
It's good advice created by a committee
Do unto Mr T, or he'll pity you fool!
You may have travelled wide and far
You're here, walk till your dogs are barkin'
It doesn't pay to take the car
In Manhattan, there's no place to park in
Spirits need lifting? Go window shopping
Then after, you can take a short rest
Don't think about doing any shoplifting
You'll find yourself under arrest
Taking a car to NYC is a bad idea
That's not the best way to be going
You park on the street? Let me make it clear
Your car will be subject to towing!