There once was a hooker named Marge
Who'd meet clients on the dock by the barge
Would say to all of the men
'Good to see you again
What'll it be tonight, cash or charge?'
You had a large appetite for sex? She fed it
One hour with Marge, man, forget it
She'd look at your crotch
Kick it up a notch
Bam! You would never regret it!