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At least he’s up front about it
There once was a man named Sean
Who, every day would wake up at dawn
The first words that he spoke
Each day when he woke
Were 'I'm so horny, I need to watch porn!'
Sean said these words every morn
His wife, she became forlorn
She said 'Are you out of your head?
I'm next to you in the bed!
Why don't you f*** me? Huh, Sean?'
Sean said 'From you I've withdrawn
F***ing you makes me yawn
By now you are knowing
How our sex life is going
It's going, going, gone!'
