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That wasn’t hard, was it?
There once was a man named Rich
Who thought life was a bitch
'I don't find it funny
That others have the money
Why can't I be rich?'
Some people live and learn
But Rich, he lived and yearned
He thought the grass was always greener
As he got older, he got meaner
Until the time a lesson Rich did learn
One night as Rich was sleeping in his bed
A man appeared before him, the man said
'I'm here to show you the light
Rich, you are not thinking right
Don't bother thanking me because I am dead'
'My name is Gene, I'm here to tell you life is hard
But soon in your life story you'll have starred
If you want to be rich
Then make a change Rich'
Which Rich did, changed his name to Rich Hard!
Did Rich Hard get his heart's desire?
Gene said Rich Hard was a liar
Well, Gene also lied, uh..
That Gene was Gene Wilder
And Rich Hard? That's Richard Pryor!
