Worried about my friend Flo
Sounds like she's losing it, you know?
Told me 'My boyfriend Rob
Wants from me a blow job
He's bald! What you want me to blow, bro?'
'A similar thing happened with my last boyfriend Eddie
For a while, things were good, were going steady
Then, one night in bed
He said 'Flo, give me head'
Told him 'Why Eddie? See you have one already!'
'When they heard my words, both hit the ceiling
There must be something from me they're concealing
Both said my body turns them on
Said they don't want no more on
The less on, I've learned, more appealing!'