My girlfriend, an IT consultant
Got an offer to work out of town
She took it, it's a three month assignment
So why is she so down?
Get an email from her every day
Can someone please explain
Why she ends each email by saying 'Miss you'
Has she gone insane?
Why does she say 'Miss you'
When it's very clear
I'm not a miss! She is!
I'm a mister! Got that, dear?