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Care to hear an interesting story?

It's about a gal named Laurie

Who resides in Sheepshead Bay

I'll tell you about it, ok?

Laurie was born a woman

But desires to be a man

Wants to desire a man's butt

But not sure if she can

I told her she can if she would try

To drink a can of Canada Dry

Laurie did not let that remark pass

She called me a pain in the ass 

Then she started to rant

She said 'Do you think I can

Drink a can of Canada Dry?

You may think I can, but I can't!'

I said 'If you feel you can't 

Drink Canada Dry in a can

Don't take my words as crass

Drink Canada Dry in a glass!