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Hey Siri listen
Once upon a time
There lived a rushin' man
Why was the man rushin'?
Cause he was in a hurry
To finish his curry
Which he bought in the old deli
In New Dehli which when
All was said and done
To the bathroom he'd run
In 1991
He wasn't feelin' well in
The land he was dwellin'
The people they were yellin'
Not yellin' for Yeltsin
Was he there? Don't think so, not yet
So, everbody, they said 'nyet'
Won't be happy till we get, son
To wear a big Stetson
Which you know is a hat
Don't need to say that
It is worn in the West, son
Can be worn in the Westin
Far as I can tell is
By far the best hotel
Because it don't smell
Has a sweet-smelling fragrance
Cause they don't allow vagrants
To hang around around in the lobby
They don't need a hobby
To relieve all their stress
They don't have a job
The situation's a mess
Can't say that too loud
It isn't allowed
I'll try to be quiet
You cannot deny it
Ain't I a riot?
Ladies, gentlemen
Have you had your fill?
Me, you want to kill?
That's all I can say
It's been such a thrill
To be with you today
I'm finally leavin'
Have a hard time believin'
I'll give you a warning
Omg! It is morning?
This isn't so great
Now, it's too late
To go to bed
Guess, we can keep talking
Hey, where you walking?
You're going away?
Well, guess that's ok
Let me just say
Been a real pleasure
Beyond any measure
Chatting with you today!
