Have you heard about Bozo the Clown?
Of late, he's been feeling so down
Because, up? He can't get it
Has ED, so forget it
A sadder clown than Bozo can't be found
He says 'The worst part of having ED I'd say
Is thinking of my poor fiancé
She told me 'Hon, listen
Not satisfied with just kissin'
Not cured? Rest assured, I'll leave you, ok?'
I saw Bozo wasn't feeling so great
So I suggested a trip upstate
I said 'Bozo, your condition's getting you stressed
You need to get some rest
Take a trip to Niagara Falls, take your future mate!
Yesterday from Bozo I heard
I said 'Hi Bozo, what's the good word?'
He said 'The good word is 'wood'
I got it! Feel good!
I've you to thank for what occurred'
Remember, when we talked, when is it?
Suggested Niagara Falls I visit?
Instead of going to Niagara
Started taking Viagra
I tell you, that little blue pill? This is it!'
I'm happy for Bozo the Clown
But with those pills, you shouldn't fool around
Take too many? Bad selection
You might get an erection
That'll stay up and never come down!