This is a story about Cardi and Candi
Who back in the day were quite randy
How far back?
Michael Jackson was black
And AM radio would often play 'Mandy'
Both Cardi and Candi loved music
Both dated a musician named Ric
He had some wealth
Was so concerned about health
Carried his health proxy form with him.. Ric, oh, case..sick
Too much time spent in Cars led that relationship to crash
Both Cardi and Candi needed someone who would Clash
Dated another another musician, he was a drummer
No, sorry, played guitar?, was he a Strummer?
Both Cardi and Candi found him brash
Any questions about Cardi O and Candi B?
Oh, you think Cardi B and Candi O it should be?
What do you know?
One has B and the other O
To tell the truth, they stink! Both have B.O. Omg!