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The story of Walt
There once was a bank guard named Walt
Whose job was to guard the bank vault
If any customer had the feeling
Their valuables someone was stealing
It would be Walt the bank guards fault
This is what happened last week
The pipe above the vault sprung a leak
Everything inside the vault got wet
The bank's biggest customer got upset
He really started to freak
How did the bank solve the problem that day?
Walt the bank guard said 'I have a way
To halt the leak in the leaky vault, we
Need to press the Alt-Delete key
The problem will then go away!'
As a postscript it should be noted
The bank President knew Walt was very devoted
He was too shy to tell her
He wasn't a teller
He was a guard. Not anymore, Walt's been promoted!
