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What I’ve found
Eureka is a word you don't hear about that much
Haven't heard it in ages, I've completely lost touch
Eureka means 'I found it', how does that sound?
Who said Eureka and whoever said it, what was found?
Archimedes said it, he was an Ancient Greek
He hadn't showered in a month, his wife said 'Hon, you reek!
Since we haven't invented showers yet, go to the public bath
If you don't, think I'll stay with you? You can do the math!'
So Archimedes was taking a bath, like they used to do
He noticed as he sank in the tub, water spilled off the edge, woohoo!
This caused him to experience wild jubilation
Probably because the water wiped off all that perspiration?
No. It's a long story, has to do with buoyancy
You know those Ancient Greeks, they didn't care for a girlancy
So Archimedes said Eureka! and ran down the street nude
Why didn't he have the decency to put his toga on? So rude!
He wreaked havoc across the city! Have you wreaked havoc?
Sounds like fun, I haven't wreaked havoc but I've run amok
Running amok is almost like wreaking havoc, but I no longer run amok
I'm too tired, so now I walk amok, God, I'm such a schmuck!
