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What’s so funny Ellen?
I know a gal named Ellen
Everybody calls her Elle
She doesn't like that name so much
All the time you'll hear her yell
'I wish you'd stop calling me that
You're putting me through hell
When people meet me for the first time
The first thing they say to me is 'Hello Elle''
'The other night, I went out on a blind date
He's a successful doctor, really sounded great
But it turned out like the others, didn't turn out well
The first thing that he said when we met was 'Hello Elle''
I'd really like to know, not if he has money
What I want to know is, what the hell's so funny?
He just stood there laughing, laughing in my face
I'm sick of hearing 'Hello Elle' all over the place'
'I wonder, do you think I find this so amusing?
Yes? I suggest you get a new mind, this one you're losing
How come you're not laughing? Is it just a rumor?
LOL! LOL! LOL!, where's your sense of humor?'
