I like to go out walking
I like to roam around
Sometimes when I go walking
I cover lots of ground
Those times I go out walking
Depends how far I roam
I might enjoy my walk so much
I will not go straight home
There's something that I think about
Think about it every day
If from my walk, don't go straight home
Should I go to one that's gay?
There might come a time
When I'm old and grey
If no one's here to care for me
I might be put away
Not that there's anything wrong with it
If that's what you are it's perfectly ok
But since I am a straight man put me in
A straight home, don't want one that's gay!