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A young man’s confession
A young man I know, he's no fool
Thinking of going to medical school
Told me he has a confession
Not sure if for him, medicine's the profession
He said 'Don't wanna be an apologist, no need to apologize
I confess I'm not sure the type of medicine I'd specialize
Be a biologist? Would cause me much strife
I know it's not medical, but biology, that's life!
An oncologist? You mean a doctor dealing with cancer?
I don't have the cure, I don't know the answer
An opthamologist? I don't think that I
Would like to spend my time looking at the eye
A cardiologist? I'd rather not start
Dealing with all the matters of the heart
A urologist? Don't know if that would make me merry
Listening all day to problems urinary
A proctologist? Don't think I would like it one bit
A proctologist's gotta know his shit
A gynecologist? That's it! What could be finer?
Than to spend my time looking at a woman's vagina!
